I personally enjoy sick humor but it seems that people get offended like about the numerous Steve Irwin (Croc Hunter) jokes that some are making. I've seen jokes on here posted about Princess Diana as well and people take offense. I enjoy the comedy of Ricky Smiley from BET's ComicView. He is known for his sick humor types of jokes about death, church, funerals, old ladies and making prank phone calls. Why does it only seem okay to poke fun at people when they are alive but when they die, it's totally wrong?
when you're with people you know would laugh with you..
Hey, whoever gave my question 2 thumbs down, no doubt someone who doesn't enjoy sick humor, AV儿劣* YOU, you stick in the mud killjoy!
All tchurch humor jokeshe time. It makes life interesting. The sicker, the better.
It's never appropriate, that's what makes it funny.
Sick humor is always appropriate, it's the best way of dealing with life's miseries.
You invariably find those small minded people who are easily offended, by tasteless jokes. Tend to be the same folks who either make life miserable for everyone else by always trying to impose their views on anyone else, or they end up rocking back and forth, in a padded cell.
Because when life crapped on them they didn't have the means to cope with it in good humor.
Personally i think the fact Steve Erwin died not in the jaws of a raging croc, but being killed by something as daft as a fish
immensely ironic.
Whoever said god doesn't have a senchurch humor jokesse of humor.
I don't currently support jokes about Steve Irwin, as it's too soon. Give it a week or so.
"Sick" or taboo subjects should always be acceptable for humor. No one should be ashamed of laughing at anything.
pretty much never.
We all handle tragedy in different ways, but when you constantly find glee in someone elses sorrows it's sick - time to do an internal check! God bless!
only at funerals
when its funny and not offending some1 i like, or if its being said by Eminem
I am not going to take any barbs about my Steve Irwin jokes.
my granny always told me you should respect the dead, why i dont know, i guess cause they cant talk back.
Sick humor is ok...
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
amazing pain quotesWhat are some of the best naruto quotes?
i want to know what are some of the saddest, happiest, most amazing naruto quotes are and if they mean anything to you.
or you can just give me any random quote from naruto.
i'd preffer for it to be from
naruto
jaraiya
kakashi
pain
itachi
thank you!
Believe it!
"If the person that you admire is insulted, you become angry , if your important to them , you wont be alone you will remain in their heart(s) forever." - Gaara
It's said that every strong man has a weak point - Itachi Uchuha Chapter 144
He said this in the first arc that his character was introduced, kinda fitting thinking about how the evil Sasuke burst into tears after Itachi died
rasangon
his signature move
SOME of my faves:
- Hinata: Because you're not perfect. Because you fail... you have the strength to get back up. Because I believe that's where true strength is...
- Itachi: Everyone lives bound by their own knowledge and awareness. They define that as reality. But knowledge and awareness are vague, and perhaps better called illusions. Everyone lives in their own subjective interpretation, don't you think?
- Itachi: I'm sorry, Sasuke... This is the last time. (itachi's one of my fave characters in naruto. and this being his last words.. it just makes me sad. esp when i think of everything he had been through. so tragic.)
- Jiraiya: A place where someone still thinks of you; that’s a place you can call home.
- Kakashi: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.
- Kakashi: Oh...me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...hmm...never really thought about that...as for my hobbies...well, I have a lot of hobbies.
- Kakashi: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actuaamazing pain quoteslly getting it. Get it?
- Kakashi: I've been around longer than you have, kid. And I've seen my share of troubles. You're not the only one who knows what it's like to lose somebody... So, it looks like neither of us has led a charmed life, exactly, have we? Still, we're not all that bad off. At least you and I have been lucky enough to find new comrades to help fill the void.
- Kaguya: I've been wondering.. There must be a purpose for people being born into this world. Why are we here? What does it mean? I've been thinking about a lot lately. I realized that finding our purpose IS the meaning. That's why we're here. And the ones who find it.. They're the only ones who are truly free.
- Might Guy: Well, I guess that part of growing up is learning to deal with heartbreak, huh, Kakashi?
- Neji: Father, I wish you could see these birds flying. They're finding their freedom too.
- Orochimaru: Darkness... When everything that you know and love... is taken from you so harshly... all you can think about is anger, hatred, and even revenge... and no one can save you.
- Orochimaru: The best cure is always the hardest one to find.. Right?
- Orochimaru: It's human nature that people won't realize the true value of something unless they lose it.
- Shikamaru: The clouds are nice. They're so free.
- Shikamaru: Like I said before, I'm just being me. And you should just keep being you. It' s stupid to talk about all the things that you're not.
- Third Hokage: [To Iruka in regards to Naruto and Konoha] How it must feel…so much hatred and hostility…to be treated with an animosity so intense as to be annihilating…to have around you many who would deny you even the right to exist…
- Third Hokage: You only get one life. There's no need to choose an impossible path. It's fine to live as you like and die as you like..
- Third Hokage: It's hard to hidamazing pain quotese sadness behind laughter.
- Tsunade: You said that everything eventually decays and fades away...but these feelings...will never cease to exist.
- Tsunade: People become stronger because they have memories they can't forget.
- Genma: When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks. They don't give up, because they want to fly again.
- Kurenai: Every single one of us has a fanged beast hidden within the depths of our minds. It lies there, waiting in the dark reaches of a person's soul and it appears in our lowest moments. It doesn't matter how strong you think you are. When the beast comes, it is impossible to control. It can even end up hurting those who are closest to you.
- Yashamaru: Wound your body and the blood will flow, following fast on the heels of pain, but as time passes the pain eventually fades away. With the help of medicine it heals even faster. But even more dangerous is a wound dealt to the heart, because there is nothing that has more trouble healing.
- Jiraiya: Stop saying that! I am not a little pervert!
Naruto: Oh, yeah? Then what are you?!
Jiraiya: ... I'm a BIG one.
- Jiraiya: Knowing what it feels like to be hurt is exactly why we try to be kind to others. That’s what makes us human.
- Jiraiya: A person grows up when he's able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own.
- Kisame: [Speaking to Itachi, who is standing in the rain looking at the sky] Look, I'm not sure what you're thinking, and given how ruthless you are, it's strange to say this... But from here, it looks like you're crying.
or you can just give me any random quote from naruto.
i'd preffer for it to be from
naruto
jaraiya
kakashi
pain
itachi
thank you!
Believe it!
"If the person that you admire is insulted, you become angry , if your important to them , you wont be alone you will remain in their heart(s) forever." - Gaara
It's said that every strong man has a weak point - Itachi Uchuha Chapter 144
He said this in the first arc that his character was introduced, kinda fitting thinking about how the evil Sasuke burst into tears after Itachi died
rasangon
his signature move
SOME of my faves:
- Hinata: Because you're not perfect. Because you fail... you have the strength to get back up. Because I believe that's where true strength is...
- Itachi: Everyone lives bound by their own knowledge and awareness. They define that as reality. But knowledge and awareness are vague, and perhaps better called illusions. Everyone lives in their own subjective interpretation, don't you think?
- Itachi: I'm sorry, Sasuke... This is the last time. (itachi's one of my fave characters in naruto. and this being his last words.. it just makes me sad. esp when i think of everything he had been through. so tragic.)
- Jiraiya: A place where someone still thinks of you; that’s a place you can call home.
- Kakashi: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.
- Kakashi: Oh...me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...hmm...never really thought about that...as for my hobbies...well, I have a lot of hobbies.
- Kakashi: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actuaamazing pain quoteslly getting it. Get it?
- Kakashi: I've been around longer than you have, kid. And I've seen my share of troubles. You're not the only one who knows what it's like to lose somebody... So, it looks like neither of us has led a charmed life, exactly, have we? Still, we're not all that bad off. At least you and I have been lucky enough to find new comrades to help fill the void.
- Kaguya: I've been wondering.. There must be a purpose for people being born into this world. Why are we here? What does it mean? I've been thinking about a lot lately. I realized that finding our purpose IS the meaning. That's why we're here. And the ones who find it.. They're the only ones who are truly free.
- Might Guy: Well, I guess that part of growing up is learning to deal with heartbreak, huh, Kakashi?
- Neji: Father, I wish you could see these birds flying. They're finding their freedom too.
- Orochimaru: Darkness... When everything that you know and love... is taken from you so harshly... all you can think about is anger, hatred, and even revenge... and no one can save you.
- Orochimaru: The best cure is always the hardest one to find.. Right?
- Orochimaru: It's human nature that people won't realize the true value of something unless they lose it.
- Shikamaru: The clouds are nice. They're so free.
- Shikamaru: Like I said before, I'm just being me. And you should just keep being you. It' s stupid to talk about all the things that you're not.
- Third Hokage: [To Iruka in regards to Naruto and Konoha] How it must feel…so much hatred and hostility…to be treated with an animosity so intense as to be annihilating…to have around you many who would deny you even the right to exist…
- Third Hokage: You only get one life. There's no need to choose an impossible path. It's fine to live as you like and die as you like..
- Third Hokage: It's hard to hidamazing pain quotese sadness behind laughter.
- Tsunade: You said that everything eventually decays and fades away...but these feelings...will never cease to exist.
- Tsunade: People become stronger because they have memories they can't forget.
- Genma: When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks. They don't give up, because they want to fly again.
- Kurenai: Every single one of us has a fanged beast hidden within the depths of our minds. It lies there, waiting in the dark reaches of a person's soul and it appears in our lowest moments. It doesn't matter how strong you think you are. When the beast comes, it is impossible to control. It can even end up hurting those who are closest to you.
- Yashamaru: Wound your body and the blood will flow, following fast on the heels of pain, but as time passes the pain eventually fades away. With the help of medicine it heals even faster. But even more dangerous is a wound dealt to the heart, because there is nothing that has more trouble healing.
- Jiraiya: Stop saying that! I am not a little pervert!
Naruto: Oh, yeah? Then what are you?!
Jiraiya: ... I'm a BIG one.
- Jiraiya: Knowing what it feels like to be hurt is exactly why we try to be kind to others. That’s what makes us human.
- Jiraiya: A person grows up when he's able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own.
- Kisame: [Speaking to Itachi, who is standing in the rain looking at the sky] Look, I'm not sure what you're thinking, and given how ruthless you are, it's strange to say this... But from here, it looks like you're crying.
what does cats purr meanWhats does a cats purr mean?
Ive heard that cats have diffrent purrs, what do they all mean?
I think when a cat purrs, it is content, happy.
they are happy and content. It's a good thing. I've neverwhat does cats purr mean heard different purrs but then again I've never really paid attention. :) I'm just content and happy when I know that my cat (Belle) is :)
Cats either purr if you pet it,ifwhat does cats purr mean it is sleeping in the cold, or if they mate. Really all these purrs mean that they are happy.
purring is a sign that a cat feels happy and safe. :]
I think when a cat purrs, it is content, happy.
they are happy and content. It's a good thing. I've neverwhat does cats purr mean heard different purrs but then again I've never really paid attention. :) I'm just content and happy when I know that my cat (Belle) is :)
Cats either purr if you pet it,ifwhat does cats purr mean it is sleeping in the cold, or if they mate. Really all these purrs mean that they are happy.
purring is a sign that a cat feels happy and safe. :]
risk free rate definitionWhat is the meaning of "return" in this sentence? Its from my economics book.?
The owners ( of a business ) could have purchased a government bond, which has no significant risk of default. Suppose the "return" on this is 6 percent per year. This amount is the risk free rate of return on capital. It is clearly an opportunity cost since the firm could close down operations, lend out its money, and earn a 6 percent "return".
They seem to use the word "return" here as if it is money gained. The confusion I am having is that I take the definition of a bond to mean money that is borrowed and if it is borrowed I do not understand why the lender would continue to give additional money. (The lender(government) already lent the business some money so why would it still pay the business 6 percent?). Could risk free rate definitionI have interpreted the word "bond" wrong? Could purchasing a bond actually mean lending money to someone else instead of someone else lending it to you? For instance could purchasing a government bond mean lending the government some money and could "the return" be a synonym for interest?
Here return refers to the amount of money which the owners of the business firm earn by purchasing the government bond.
gosam777 if i could vote your answer as the best right now i would
Return is the amount that is earned from the investment. as in , "I invested $1000 and it returned $1600 for a 60%.gain."
For a bond, the return is the interest paid.
The government is the borrower when a bond is srisk free rate definitionold. A business (or individual, foreign government) buys the bond and gives (or loans) the government money in exchange for interest. Both the loan and interest must be paid to the business, by the government.
So in a $1000 bond, the business will loan the government $1000. The interest, 6% ($60) is the amount above the $1000 the government pays back. So the $1000 is the principle, the 6% is the rate of return, $60 is the actual return.
It works the same way if you go to the bank and buy a CD (Certificate of Deposit). You buy the CD for $1000, and you are the lender. The bank is the one borrowing. In a government bond, the government is the one borrowing, the business is the one loaning to it.
They seem to use the word "return" here as if it is money gained. The confusion I am having is that I take the definition of a bond to mean money that is borrowed and if it is borrowed I do not understand why the lender would continue to give additional money. (The lender(government) already lent the business some money so why would it still pay the business 6 percent?). Could risk free rate definitionI have interpreted the word "bond" wrong? Could purchasing a bond actually mean lending money to someone else instead of someone else lending it to you? For instance could purchasing a government bond mean lending the government some money and could "the return" be a synonym for interest?
Here return refers to the amount of money which the owners of the business firm earn by purchasing the government bond.
gosam777 if i could vote your answer as the best right now i would
Return is the amount that is earned from the investment. as in , "I invested $1000 and it returned $1600 for a 60%.gain."
For a bond, the return is the interest paid.
The government is the borrower when a bond is srisk free rate definitionold. A business (or individual, foreign government) buys the bond and gives (or loans) the government money in exchange for interest. Both the loan and interest must be paid to the business, by the government.
So in a $1000 bond, the business will loan the government $1000. The interest, 6% ($60) is the amount above the $1000 the government pays back. So the $1000 is the principle, the 6% is the rate of return, $60 is the actual return.
It works the same way if you go to the bank and buy a CD (Certificate of Deposit). You buy the CD for $1000, and you are the lender. The bank is the one borrowing. In a government bond, the government is the one borrowing, the business is the one loaning to it.
sample interview questions for studentsHow shall I get free sample interview questions,I am a MCA student for better job.refrence websites download?
Plase sent how shall I download the free interview Questions for sucessful career.Interest in java and similar realted.Please tell Related tips and tricks to face the interview and answer the questions.
Hello,
To succeed in an interview what is needed is not Most Frequently Asked Question. What you need is to have your basics clear. You should answer all the questions honestly. If you do not know something say you do not know.
What you need to be good at, is solving problems, not just mathematics, but logical problems. You can take up any of magazines lsample interview questions for studentsike Competition Success Review or the books which prepare you for CAT, GRE, GMAT etc and practice the logical reasoning questions from those. What is important for a software developer is logical reasoning. The Language in which the application is developed is secondary.
Yes if you are claiming that you know Java then you need to know the basics of Java. You will need to be clear on the following:
1. What are packages?
2. What is a classpath?
3. How do you connect to a database using Java?
4. What are servlets?
5. What is JSP?
6. What is the difference besample interview questions for studentstween Servlet and JSP?
7. What are EJBs?
8. What are the type of EJBs?
9. What is RMI?
10. What do you need to run a Servlet/JSP?
Other than these you will also need to know something on databases:
1. What is a table?
2. What is a view?
3. What is a Primary Key? Why do you need Primary Keys?
4. What is a Foreign Key? Why do you need Foreign Keys?
5. What are indexes?
6. When will you use indexes?
7. What are the problems of having indexes?
8. What is a database transaction?
9. What is a Join?
10. What are the different types of Joins?
Hello,
To succeed in an interview what is needed is not Most Frequently Asked Question. What you need is to have your basics clear. You should answer all the questions honestly. If you do not know something say you do not know.
What you need to be good at, is solving problems, not just mathematics, but logical problems. You can take up any of magazines lsample interview questions for studentsike Competition Success Review or the books which prepare you for CAT, GRE, GMAT etc and practice the logical reasoning questions from those. What is important for a software developer is logical reasoning. The Language in which the application is developed is secondary.
Yes if you are claiming that you know Java then you need to know the basics of Java. You will need to be clear on the following:
1. What are packages?
2. What is a classpath?
3. How do you connect to a database using Java?
4. What are servlets?
5. What is JSP?
6. What is the difference besample interview questions for studentstween Servlet and JSP?
7. What are EJBs?
8. What are the type of EJBs?
9. What is RMI?
10. What do you need to run a Servlet/JSP?
Other than these you will also need to know something on databases:
1. What is a table?
2. What is a view?
3. What is a Primary Key? Why do you need Primary Keys?
4. What is a Foreign Key? Why do you need Foreign Keys?
5. What are indexes?
6. When will you use indexes?
7. What are the problems of having indexes?
8. What is a database transaction?
9. What is a Join?
10. What are the different types of Joins?
remembrance quotesWhat are some meaningful remembrance quotes relating to a puzzle piece?
I am getting a tattoo in remembrance of my grandpa. The tattoo is going to be of a puzzle piece because it is something that symbolizes him. I want to also incorporate a remembrance quote that kind of relates to a puzzle piece.
“There are stars who's light only reaches the earth long after they have fallen appart. There are people who's remembrance gives light in this remembrance quotesworld, long after they have passed away. This light shines in our darkest nights on the road we must follow.” - The Talmud
“Mournful and Never-ending Remembrance.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Remembrance of things past.” - William Shakespeare
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--RetroRay
"A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart." ~Author Unknown
"Grandfather, Great Spirit, once more behold me on earth and lean to hear my feeble voice."
Black Elk
“There are stars who's light only reaches the earth long after they have fallen appart. There are people who's remembrance gives light in this remembrance quotesworld, long after they have passed away. This light shines in our darkest nights on the road we must follow.” - The Talmud
“Mournful and Never-ending Remembrance.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Remembrance of things past.” - William Shakespeare
“Pleasure is a sort of oblivion, a forgetfulness. Pain is remembrance, you cannot forget pain.” ." PLEASE Check Out JoW's &qremembrance quotesuot;Best Answers" BY VOTE. The SCAM Is Obvious. JoW CONTINUES TO CHEAT!
--RetroRay
"A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart." ~Author Unknown
"Grandfather, Great Spirit, once more behold me on earth and lean to hear my feeble voice."
Black Elk
this by dariusWhats your favorite song by Darius Rucker?
"It wont be like this for long" is my favorite! So sweet! =D
mine too!
makes me cry.
i also like alright,this by darius its sweet!
that's my favorite also
I was about to say that! I love his songs (I'm a country lover :) ) I also love &quthis by dariusot;Don't Think I Don't Think About It"
don't think i dont think about it
mine too!
makes me cry.
i also like alright,this by darius its sweet!
that's my favorite also
I was about to say that! I love his songs (I'm a country lover :) ) I also love &quthis by dariusot;Don't Think I Don't Think About It"
don't think i dont think about it
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