funny friendship quotes and sayingsWhat are some funny poems, quotes, or sayings about friendship?

such as --- friendship is like peeing on your self, every one can see it, but only you can feel :) thanx
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

Friends are God's funny friendship quotes and sayingsways of apologizing for our families

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.&quofunny friendship quotes and sayingst; ~ Winnie the Pooh

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ 马克 Twain
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