funny topics discussionWhat are the craziest or funny discussion topics you would discuss with a guy/girl on a date. 10 points.?

10pnts for the most creative ones. At least 7 will do.
I love to tell my new dates that I'm a witch and cast spells, it reels them in every time!
we talk about the kinky stuff she does with her dad hehe
the color of the larvae of a rare south american beetle, that eats funny topics discussionsmall worm like creatures, covered in hair of course....and they in turn help the economy of France:) how was that? lol
I have a date with my ex ,,2 months ago.
I tried to break up.
So,I starts talking about his Father's bad natures.
1.Smoking.
2.Drinking.
3.Wearfunny topics discussioning Black tshirt,pant,shoe everyday.
4.Spend much time with office girls.

By this I get Success my break Up..
Is it not Funny ??
The most hideous discussion I've had with my boyfriend is, would you rather have sex with a baby or a pig?